Neil Simon’s Rumors

Performances:

May 1st, 2nd; 7:00pm

May 2nd, 3rd; 2:00pm

@ TBA

At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden's Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it's only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock's self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce.

As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

AUDITIONS

Our Teen Academy is open for current high school freshman through seniors.

Auditions for “Rumors” will be held during the last week of January, 2026 with rehearsals beginning in late February/early March.

Audition Dates and Location

January 26th & January 28th

@ TBA

Callbacks

January 29th

@ TBA

Show Dates

May 1st, 2nd; 7:00pm

May 2nd, 3rd; 2:00pm

@ TBA